. . . About Squirrels

Oh sure, he looks cute now, doesn't he?  But you don't know the real story about the battle between squirrels and men.  The long, vicious battle that has raged for centuries.  You just thought these little guys are cute, fuzzy little varmints that eat nuts and twitter their cute fuzzy little noses.

But you would be wrong. dead wrong.

This one here is Morton.  Or should I say, General Morton.  He's the leader of the Western Walnut Regiment of the Royal Order of Squirrels for a Rodent World.  This little fuzzy guy is a killing machine, trained in ancient eastern tactics of war.  He can quote Sun Tzu like most of us quote Mr. Rogers.

His razor sharp fangs can rip through flesh, Kevlar and a 1976 Impala.  He should be considered armed and dangerous.

He's no innocent.  It's reported that he's taken out an entire campsite single pawed.

Beware of General Morton and his cronies.  

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